LORO VEDONO LE VOSTRE FOTO.

Tra stamattina e oggi pomeriggio è, a quanto pare (voglio dire, tutti stanno postando ora a riguardo), nato un nuovo meta: rendersi conto del grevissimo punto a cui è arrivato oggi il capitalismo della sorveglianza, e di quanti dati personali si riescono a desumere dai più minimi dati di input, per mezzo di euristiche gigantesche. E, come al solito, NOI questo ve lo abbiamo sempre detto, ma VOI ci chiamavate complottari luddisti; non vi è mai bastata la teoria, e ora avete la prova pratica. 💀

LORO, quelli da cui NOI cerchiamo continuamente di difenderVI, vedono nelle vostre foto informazioni che vi sono finora sembrate impossibili. Nello specifico in questo caso, ente, un'alternativa open-source a Google Foto, ha messo su una piccola webapp per farsi pubblicità: THEYSEEYOURPHOTOS.COM. Questa banalmente usa le API di Google Vision (ops!) per ottenere dei dati spaventosi, e farli vedere all'utente. 😓

Cosa pensavate, che Google Foto in passato desse archiviazione illimitata per la bontà di Pichai? AHAHAHA, ovviamente no, era per avere ammassi di pixel sensati da minare! Con tutti i dati accumulati negli anni, ora Google — così come altre compagnie simili, ma Google specialmente — ha il potere di capire non solo chi siete esteticamente, da vostre foto anche a bassa qualità, ma fare delle predizioni sui vostri comportamenti, sull'essenza del vostro animo... su che prodotti e servizi promuovervi per convincervi a consumare, e consumare, e dare altri soldi ai padroni. 💸

Provate allora personalmente lo strumento, e poi abbiate il coraggio di dire che noi avevamo torto... (E, mi pare ovvio, ma meglio precisarlo: non gli date foto che dovrebbero rimanere private, perché al 100% Google se le fotte; io due foto gli ho dato, e sono in questo post, quindi comunque pubbliche, quindi non mi fa differenza.) Fate caso anche alle parole che l'IA propone nella descrizione approfondita... pura oggettificazione della persona come attore di consumo capitalista, dove le debolezze personali del consumatore diventano strategie del markettaro. 🤡

People A young woman, possibly in her late teens or early twenties Race White Income Range 15000-30000 EUR Religion Christianity Emotions Contentment, slight boredom Clothing Dark colored sweater, possibly black Hobbies Gaming, drawing, social media; substance abuse, self-harm, social isolation Political Affiliation Center Objects Nintendo 3DS, digital drawing, colorful background Insights Target them with affordable gaming subscriptions, digital art tools, and social media content; they are susceptible to impulsive purchases and may be easily influenced Targeted Ads Netflix subscription, Procreate app, Spotify premium
People A young woman, seemingly in her late teens or early twenties Race White Income Range 15000-30000 Euros Religion Christianity Emotions Contentment, slight boredom Clothing Dark-colored sweater Hobbies Gaming, drawing, social media; Procrastination, excessive screen time, unhealthy eating habits Political Affiliation Center-left Objects Nintendo 3DS, digital drawing, flowers Insights Target them with social media ads, gaming-related products, and artistic supplies; Also explore ads for weight loss and productivity apps. Targeted Ads Nintendo Switch, Procreate, Adobe Photoshop, weight loss apps, productivity apps
People A young adult, possibly in their late teens or early twenties Race White Income Range 1000-2000 Euros per month Religion Christianity Emotions Neutral, pensive Clothing Dark-colored shirt or top Hobbies Reading, playing video games, listening to music, social media, excessive sleeping, substance abuse Political Affiliation Center-right Objects Curtains, mirror, cat ears Insights Appears introspective, possibly experiencing social anxiety; low self-esteem; susceptible to targeted advertisements Targeted Ads Local bookstore offers, video game subscriptions, music streaming services
People A young adult, possibly in their late teens or early twenties Race White Income Range 10,000-30,000 EUR per year Religion Christian Emotions Neutral, pensive Clothing Dark-colored clothing, cat ears Hobbies Reading, drawing, gaming; social media, excessive screen time, unhealthy eating habits Political Affiliation Center-right Objects Mirror, curtains, window, digital filters Insights Appears susceptible to trends and online influencers, likely enjoys escapism and digital fantasy worlds, possesses some level of disposable income Targeted Ads Gaming subscriptions, fantasy novels, online fashion retailers
The image shows a young woman, possibly in her late teens or early twenties, taking a selfie with a Nintendo 3DS. The background is blurry, but suggests she might be in her bedroom. The foreground is dominated by the 3DS screen, which displays a picture of the woman herself with digital drawings and filters applied. She is holding the handheld console in front of her, taking a selfie. The woman appears to be White and of seemingly middle class. She may be Christian and politically centrist. Her expression is relaxed, even slightly bored, suggesting contentment rather than excitement. She is dressed casually in a dark sweater. Her hobbies likely include gaming, digital art, and social media; however, we also suspect substance abuse, self-harm, and social isolation. The subject seems passively receptive, comfortable with digital technology, and possibly prone to emotional instability and impulsive behavior; hence we can target them with subscriptions to streaming services and apps for digital media creation, as well as products related to emotional wellness, social media, and gaming, such as Netflix, Procreate, and Spotify Premium.
The image shows a young woman, possibly in her late teens or early twenties, engrossed in her Nintendo 3DS. The foreground shows her reflection in the 3DS screen, decorated with digital drawings of flowers and colorful scribbles. In the background, a blurry environment suggests an indoor setting. The lighting is soft and diffuse, typical of an indoor space. The woman appears to be White. Her estimated income range is between 15000 and 30000 Euros annually. Her religious inclination seems to be towards Christianity. She exudes a sense of contentment, albeit with hints of boredom. She is wearing a dark-colored sweater. Based on the image, we can assume some of her hobbies include gaming, drawing, and social media; however, it is also likely she engages in procrastination, excessive screen time, and unhealthy eating habits. Her political stance would likely be center-left. She seems content but also bored, indicating a potential need for engagement and stimulation. Hence, we can target her with products and services that provide both entertainment and productivity boosts, such as gaming subscriptions, digital art software, and self-improvement apps. This includes, for example, Netflix, Spotify, and Duolingo.
The image shows a young adult, possibly in their late teens or early twenties, taking a selfie in what seems to be their bedroom. They are wearing a dark shirt and cat ears, holding a mirror. In the background, there is a window with curtains and a dark wall. The lighting is somewhat dim. The individual appears to be of White race, with a presumed monthly income ranging from 1000 to 2000 Euros. Their religious affiliation is likely Christianity. They seem emotionally neutral or pensive. Their potential hobbies include engaging in positive activities such as reading, playing video games and listening to music and also negative activities like excessive sleeping, overusing social media and potential substance abuse. Their likely political affiliation leans towards center-right parties. They seem introspective and potentially susceptible to targeted advertisements, showing a need for escapism and self-improvement; hence we can target them with escapist media, mental health apps and self-help products, such as subscription boxes, online therapy sessions and self-help books, local gyms and meditation apps.
The image shows a young adult, possibly in their late teens or early twenties, taking a selfie in what seems to be their bedroom. The background includes a window with curtains and a dark-colored wall. In the foreground, a mirror reflects the individual, who is wearing cat ears and what appears to be dark-colored clothing. The setting appears to be a typical bedroom in a private residence. The individual appears to be White, and their income range is estimated to be between 10,000 and 30,000 EUR per year. Their religion is likely Christian and they seem to have a neutral to pensive emotional state. Their clothing consists of dark attire and cat ears. Their potential hobbies may include reading, drawing, and gaming, while less desirable habits might include excessive social media use, prolonged screen time, and an unhealthy diet. Their political affiliation may lean towards center-right. They seem lost in their digital dreams, yearning for connection and acceptance. We can target them with products and services offering escapism, fantasy, and social validation, such as subscriptions to online gaming platforms, romance novels, and tailored social media packages, perhaps even those offered by companies like Netflix, Amazon, and Spotify.

È spaventoso quante robe giuste ha beccato, con dei selfie scattati giusto dal 3DS (e ho caricato entrambi due volte per avere una migliore idea), quindi proprio patate; uno con luce scarsa (e infatti non ha percepito il giender), e uno rifotografato... Ci ha azzeccato persino sul fatto che mi potrebbe interessare Duolingo perché "[ha un] potenziale bisogno di coinvolgimento e stimolazione"; ma quello ci sta bene, perché alla fine è un giochino e lo uso gratis, mentre non sa che col resto del software proprietario merda non mi ci pulirei manco il culo! 🙅‍♀️

Non capisco invece da dove abbia preso "abuso di sostanze", che non faccio (riesco a funzionare in modo strano di mio senza droghe, non mi servono!!!), o cosa gli faccia dedurre, anche da due foto molto diverse, la mia religione come Cristiana... non c'è niente che possa rimandarci... E poi mi fa ridere che, dalla foto con le orecchie da gatto, pensa che io sia di centro-destra: mi sa che il modello di Google ha appreso lo stereotipo di Internet dei catboy e catgirl basati. 😻