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iGNUranza's minecraft server lobby spacc



Here's another one for Minecraft. While it was mainly myself doing this lobby destruction, Ashfly was with me, along with some players passing by, who couldn't do anything but notice the greatness of my spaccing power.




So, as you can clearly see from the screenshots, this time i opted for a less linear approach, mainly because there was an unexpected barrier blocks cube surrounding the lobby (asking the owner, turns out that protection was not to protect the spawn from griefers, but to protect new players from people staying above the spawn, killing people with arrows; unusual, i know). That barrier really threw me off at the beginning, as my plan was to do some stairs above the lobby and really next to it, as the protected zone is only the nice lobby itself, the blocks just next to its border are already edible land, and to do a quick and efficient spacc which would spawntrap all new players or all players dying without a bed. I am the CEO of this company, the gods donated my power to me, and so I had to quickly rethink my plan. I started by doing a classic stair all around the barrier (starting at an already high place, considering i made use of an high mountain really close to the spawn to get myself at a good first elevation). I then proceeded to let some layers of lava and water flow down, creating that great cobblestone monster style we all know and love. It didn't do much, considering the barrier was in the way.





An interesting thing happened though: water and lava, when combined to do this kind of castings, usually create some side casts which have really unique and interesting shapes (really, that's the beauty of this block game); usually you can't see those rock casts very well, because they always generate inside the cobblestone walls created by this kind of stairs, but the barrier blocks cube made those clearly visible.. and they're uncommon nonetheless. Anyways, from there I tried new styles.. I even tried to create another pair of stairs from below, helping myself with water, but I then left it by itself because I was to clumsy doing this kind of reverse scaffolding. What I did do after this, is I returned below, to see the conditions of the lobby myself. I have to say, the work was anything but perfect this time: while my lavacasts were deemed impressive by some players passing by, the lobby was easily escapable. I also tried to make another pair of stairs at the sides, where my first pair didn't arrive (then I died multiple times due to fucking skeletons, and slowly lost my water and lava buckets, along with all the blocks I needed to scaffold). It did something, but really not much. The lobby was somewhat escapable, but you had to break cobblestone by hand or find a good path to go, until some players created holes in my epic creation. While I didn't do much, I still had fun, and this spacc taught me good planning it's not an option: it's mandatory in order to do good work.

Probably in the future I will go back to this lobby, and complete the work that this time was done not excellently. Side note: I really like the spawn area though! It's all destroyed randomly while not going down to bedrock, like 2b2t in the very old days. Probably someone spawned just a few withers.. who knows!
Unfortunately, this time no world download is available, as the server is currently in version 1.16 and the most recent release of the World Downloader mod is for 1.15.2.

Edit: thanks to this other world downloader I found, I managed to take a snapshot of the lobby. I uploaded it here (archive.org), along with all the screenshots i had taken yesterday while doing the spacc.

honor 9 lite glass spacc (by whixard)



Ah yes, some good old china spacc. The sir whixard is back at it, and gravity is, as always, being an asshole. Well, what happened then? The sur was presumably using its smartphone, accidentally dropped it on the ground, and it immediately became a spaccphone. Fortunately the screen itself hasn't been damaged and is perfectly working, but the front glass.. obtained a little spacc. It's cracked on the corner, as you can see in the picture. The thing is, the phone had also a cover on in the moment it decided to commit self-spacc. Can you see it? Of course not! Because it's one of those shitty covers that don't even cover the screen corners and borders.. which are the most delicate parts of a smartphone.. what could I say, if not.. S p a c c ?

Warville Minecraft server spacc (griefed lobby)

This one officially marks the birth of the Spacc Inc. Minecraft division. Why should this collection of spaccs be confined to the limitations of the real world? Minecraft, for example, lets you do some pretty heavy stuffs, and we decided to form an active division that makes plans to destroy the undestroyable in everyone's favourite block game. Like 2b2t, but basically everywhere.





What you are seeing here are some highlights of our first Minecraft spacc, which took place between the evening of June 15th (two weeks ago, basically) and the night of the following day. The majority of the screenshots show the cobblestone stairs spacc me (Octo) and the good Arci created, but Ashfly also took part in the mission, creating another pair of stairs. As you can see, after some hours of work, the stairs, along with water and lava, reached the spawn and basically sealed it. Our mission took place on an Italian SP server, on the Anarchy Survival game mode. All archived proof (in the form of screenshots), as well as a fully explorable world download of the griefed lobby, is available at this address: uploadgram.me/f/5efb59af8fc13; mirror: archive.org/details/warville_spacc-inc.



And here, is where everything ended. We don't know precisely when, but after 2 or 3 days the admins noticed our hard work and took it away. It's sad tho, not necessarily because the spacc needed to stay there forever (we know it would have disappeared, in a way or another), but because we worked hard, with commitment and full blown dedication, all in survival without using hacks (except for Freecam, which we used to take some screenshots) in less than a night; they, instead, just used some mainstream World Edit. I really feel ashamed at them. They might have removed our spacc, but we have still won because we did our work the right way, with zero shortcuts. Fun fact is, Ashfly's stairs remained untouched, probably because they didn't go near the lobby by some blocks (and I'm surprised the Spacc Inc. name built in the sky also remained untouched). Our other stairs basically got all the way replaced with air, which is a shame and really shows how admins nowadays don't really play the game, but just jerk around with plugins and commands.

This is all. Expect more Minecraft spaccs in a while. By the way, we accept help in our missions. If you want to become an active member of the Minecraft Spacc Squad, leave a comment mentioning a contact (an E-mail address, a Telegram username, or a Discord tag, no others) and we will get back to you.

(another) p8 lite 2017 spacc


Another day, another spacc. What we have here today is a smashed p8 lite 2017 (they never end lol, it seems they sold well). How did it end like this, I hear you ask? It's quite simple yet unusual: the mother of the sir who owns (well, owned) the phone made it fall while she attempted to sit. This time a really sad spacc and, to be honest, one that could have easily been avoided. S p a c c.

convent spacc (walls and more)


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Yes. This one is an old spacc, but why should it remain unshared? All that you see here is from a convent I went to, some summers ago. Not all that you see here was spacced by me, and not everything I spacced is here (I don't have photos of all the smashed stuff sadly) but I'm tackling what you can see here.
So, the first photo shows a smashed bench, which I think looks very entising, but it's not my work. Next, there's this photo of a destroyed low wall. I'm very proud of this one, as it took 5 entire minutes to plan its execution perfectly. I waited till the late hours, when the daylight would have been completely missing and thus making me able to execute my plan without being caught and indeed, no one saw anything. The next morning our pastor saw the smashed shettu being on the ground and asked everyone for explanation. Me and my then demolition crew told him it was an accident (which is semi-true, being entirely honest I wanted to smash everything but we ended up making it fall by accident as one of us sat on it). The last spacc I can share with you here is the part of a wall you can see in not one, but two pictures. I know, potato quality, but I took them on a 3DS. However, this means that if you have a 3DS too, you can visit this page from there and click on the "view in 3D" link under the photo to well, view it in 3D. That wall was already a little ruined, and what I did was to take off some pieces. Simple work there, took like 10 seconds and a dirty hand.
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iphone 5c spacc (from the internet)


This spacc too is from the internet, like some in the past. In a Nintendo modding group, someone sent this photo a while ago, and in it there, there's some juicy spacc. I can't know its story obv, but why should I refrain from posting this?

Arci's galaxy s3 spacc

Spacc. This is the only thing we can say. The good old arci sent me this, but asking for an explanation of the spacc couldn't report anything. That's a shame. If I will get more information about this poor smashed samsung galaxy s3 I will update the post. Ah, bonus fact: apparently the usb port on this lagsung is also broken. Spacc.

Edit: so, arci finally told me the complete story. I don't want to explain it myself so here's the copypasted message directly (translated from italian to english):
2 years ago, at the start of school, I had to decide whether or not to invite [friend] at my home. He did not have mobile data and so I try to lend him the lagsung, but I turn around and snap (idk why) and hit my arm. Basically the thing ends up with me swearing, the mother of [friend] hearing me swearing and the s3 with glass and display going spacc.

unknown huameme spacc


Ops. I can't remember who sent me this, I had it laying in my PC for a while. Still, sad destroyed huawei. Spacc.

school gym spacc (smashed gym ceiling at school)


This time, my school again. You can see in what conditions we are. You can see a piece of plaster that wants to fall down (the perspective doesn't make it well, you would have to see it by yourself) and also the metal ceiling that is a bit destroyed (on the opposite side is even worse). In fact, I'll tell you, last Wednesday they had to start the repairs and we don't quite know when we will be able to use it during school hours. Sad spacc this time.

toilet spacc (smashed ceramic toilet)


Epic bruh spacc. This time our good old arci sent me this, which I suppose is from the school's bathroom stalls. When I saw it for the first time I thought I hadn't seen well, but in fact this is true: a smashed ceramic toilet. Shattered, destroyed, pieces everywhere on the ground. Probably the first and the last toilet spacc we'll ever see here.